Birds Demotivational Poster
SMILE - Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
FAVORITISM - Your parents lied when they said they loved you all equally
TRUE LOVE -
DIFFERENT - Dare to be different
LOVE - Yeah, yeah, yeah...... I love you too.
MY HATERS - They can kiss my ass!
CONFORMITY - Sometimes it's just easier not to fit in.
MOST PEOPLE SEE THIS AND THINK - "oh look at the lovely wild life" when i see this coming my way i think "there's a shit storm a brewing!" i'm always right
I FARTED - Can you taste it
INDIVIDUALITY - In every group, theres always that one member Who just has to standout from the crowd and do things thier way
ALFRED HITCOCK'S ANGRY BIRDS - The Sequel That Was Made Into A Video Game
STUCK UP CROW -
I'M READY -
365 FOOLS -
I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU -
SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning
PIMPS - No matter the species, you can always spot them.
ANGRY BIRDS - In real life it isn't always fun and games.
PUZZLING QUESTION - ARE TWO BIRDS IN THE HAND WORTH FOUR IN THE BUSH ?
CUTE DUCK FACES -
Hunting Song -
NUKES - Adding insult to injury since Hiroshima
FLAP FASTER NEXT TIME -
"GET OFF MY NUTS" - Sometimes sharing just isn't in your best interests
SUN SHINY DAYS - Perfect for picnics
AVADA KEDAVRA! - Because sometimes they just don't deserve to live
MY SON - It's time I share with you our family secret for getting chicks. Trust me ... this worked on your mom.
CHICKADEES - Sometimes they just go nucking futs
BIRDSTRIKE (REDUX) -
CRAPPY DAYS - Don't talk to me about YOUR crappy day!
BIRDS - Daphne Du Maurier knew it would happen.
THE BIRD AND THE BEES TALK -
BIRDS OF A FEATHER -
CARRIER PIGEONS - They have been replaced by whispering hummingbirds.
personal space -
The Few -
ANGRY BIRDS REALITY -
NATURES BATTLES - "OK i got the head guard your clear to take the shot" "Deuce dropping in 3..2..1.."
ANGRY BIRDS -
NORTH KOREAN AIR FORCE - Not quite as stealthy as we imagined.
EVER HAVE ONE OF THOSE DAYS - When your boss never gets off your back.
BIRDS - Looks like they eat at Taco Bell too!
BIRDS - Do whatever they want
DON'T FEED THE BIRDS - Keep your nuts in the bag at all times!
APORKALYPSE NOW - Coming soon to a pad near you
BATGIRL - All THIS and brains too!
COME ON -
COMMUNICATION CONT... -
ADMIT IT - Love is magical when mutual, but when it comes to self happiness We are all selfish bastards ready to break a heart if needed
COME - MY MINIONS!
PEDDLING FASTER - lord knows I would be!! I've seen that movie B4!
GLOVES - When flipping one bird isn't enough
ANSWER - By being born as bird species
The birds -
Cock Fights -
Just a Matter of Time -
Bird Talks -
GENETICALLY MANIPULATED CROPS - I'm starting to wonder if there's something wrong with that grain?
The Bandwagon -
LOVE LOST - So Mary , I never got to tell you I thought you were cute.
Spring Is Almost Here! -
Alfred Hitchcock -
NEW YORK PARODY -
SLOW DOWN -
DISCOMFORT - Sparrows have no concept of personal space
BIRDS - They really do crap on you on purpose.
BYRDS ON A WIRE -
YOUR ARGUMENT - Is invalid
THAT'S RIGHT JUST A LITTLE COSER - They'll Never See Me Coming
ANGRY BIRDS - Make happy collections.
BIRDS - When they're pissed, you know it! (Alfred Hitchcock is a PANZY!!)
Crucial error -
SOLAR ENERGY -
Awe, Man! -
ANGRY BIRDS - This is how I play
Close but no cigar -